Ash Willaims is the greatest, manliest, and smoothest motherfucker who's ever lived.


Early Life

"Shop Smart! Shop S-Mart!"

Ash worked at S-Mart. Housewares.

The Cabin in the Woods

While rocking an awesome quasi-bowl haircut, Ash, his sister, and his friends drove up to check out a cabin in the woods they heard about.


"Hey evil, why don't you eat my butt?"

Ash knows just how fucking awesome he is and knows that he has to let everyone know just how fucking awesome he is. Because of this, he often comes off as an asshole, but he isn't, he really is as awesome as he says.

Powers & Abilities